8:25am. I arrived at my desk, turning on the lights and getting food to feed Jonah, my pet betta fish since July. Jonah was … um … floating. I tapped on the glass bowl a little bit. Nothing. What in the world?! I put fresh water in his little home on Friday and didn’t do anything different in my caring for him. But it was official – Jonah was no longer with us.
Jonah was in my care for 9 months and had come to be a beloved addition to our team at work. We’ll have no more days of Dayna threatening to pick him up with her bare hands. No more “waving” to the kids who stop by, full of fascination. Yes, it was a sad day, indeed.
I will spare you all of the details of cleaning out his home; I’ll spare you mainly because I have no details. Chris R. thankfully cleaned it all out for me and sent Jonah on the subway to Fishy Heaven.
The only answer to Jonah’s mysterious death is - Ben over at Pet Peeving poisoned him. Ben has previously fish-napped Jonah, making himself a clear suspect. He was also out of the office today. He also makes a good Dwight Schrute, a character known for killing Angela’s cat, Sprinkles, on “The Office”. Hmmm.
Ok, done with the sappy stuff. I am so used to a fish on my desk now that I must get another. I am going this week to adopt another. But what should I name it? I thought about “Jonah Junior” but have been encouraged to give this fish his own identity instead. Plus, as Brett said, if I keep naming fish Jonah, at the rate I’m going, I’ll forget what number I’m on eventually. Encouraging. Thanks, Brett. So, offer up name suggestions for Fish #2.
Jeff said
Ahab
crussell26 said
Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua.
Jenn Jones said
I think you should name him wrigley.
mossalot said
Shark Bait, Nemo, or Dory
Grace said
I think you should adopt a dog instead and we could make Lampo a pet-friendly work environment.
peachyperspective said
CRussell26 is in the lead with the best name suggestion so far. Keep ‘em rollin’ in, friends.
Grace – HECK NO. I refuse to get a high-maintence pet right now.
katie said
big red: it was this really original idea I came up with all on my own
peachyperspective said
Hmmm, great suggestion Katie Kate. I wonder who you stole that idea from. Whoever it was, she (I’m assuming) must be brilliant!
Ben said
I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with the death of Jonah….wait…maybe I did. I’ve been out of the office for several days now. The poor fella, he missed me so much that he just had no reason to keep living. I guess I should have told him that I’d be back in the office tomorrow. Whoops.
Name Suggestions: Sushi, Mallory (for the Mallory Lane lake), #2, Fish Eyes (kind of like the GI Joe character Snake Eyes)