WANTED: mouse
WHERE: the office
WHEN: ASAP
WHY: Becuase we hate mice
HOW: By any means possible
There is a stupid mouse or mice on the loose on my floor at the office. It has eaten some of the food I’ve had wrapped up and “safely” stored in my desk with no problem up until recently. This sneaky thing has also eaten some food in other people’s desks, too, so I know it isn’t just my food that it is fond of. It even got into Bill’s desk and chewed through a Ziploc bag, a power bar wrapper, and ate half the power bar. That big rodent must have been hungry.
Last night it escaped one of the many peanut-butter-and-sticky traps left throughout the floor. We are now thinking this thing is huge. I am now scared to open any of my desk drawers or take off my shoes. Signs have been placed around the area in search of this mysterious, unwelcome guest.
Maybe we should just break down and buy the Mouse Trap Game.
Mister Mouse said
That peanut butter was great!!! The power bar sucked. When are you people going to get something good for me to eat. Oh…that’s right it’s January and all of you are eating healthy. I can’t wait until Valentine’s when you all will start eating chocolate.
Long live the mice!
Ratatouille said
Right on Mister Mouse! We need to find some good eats tonight while we’re out in the building. At least one good thing has come from this…Marianna is keeping her shoes on!
Brentwood Mouse Association said
As head of the Brentwood Mouse Association, we must insist that you and your company cease any attempts to trap or kill Mister Mouse.
Thank-you,
Mrs. Mouse
Mister Mouse said
yeah – peanut butter is getting old and the new spring loaded traps are nice. Good luck with those!!!
Mister Mouse said
“Peachy Perspective”…..peaches sound good. You got any? Don’t worry about looking, I’ll check your desk drawer tonight.
The Wharf Rat said
You may have caught my uncle, but you’ll never catch me!
(click ‘The Wharf Rat’ for picture of my uncle)
The Astrology Rat said
Don’t forget my fellow rats, this is our year!
http://www.squidoo.com/2008YearoftheRat
ben4rest said
Ok mice. I have a question. Why do you poop everywhere? Seriously, If you didn’t leave you crap pellets all over the place, I’d love for you to hang out with us. In fact, I wouldn’t care if you hung out on my desk and listened to my iTunes. I just can’t trust you not to leave “chocolate sprinkles” everywhere. That’s just gross.
Scabbers from Harry Potter said
Hey guys look! Here’s a picture of me eating one of the apples I found last night! Are you proud of me Ratatouille?
http://www.diebrain.de/pix/nh/rbb/scabbers.jpg
Mickey Mouse said
I just saw my picture on a wanted poster!!! Someone’s framing me! I work in Orlando. What’s the deal with my girl too? This better not end up like Bonnie and Clyde!
Bargain Queen said
Oh my gosh! The first comment is hilarious! “but the power bar sucked…I can’t wait till Valentine’s…” hahahha. I laughed outloud!
Good luck fella’s! (and I’m not entirely sure if I’m wishing the MICE luck or the WORKERS).
R.O.U.S. #1 said
Hey, where’s the desk of that guy who ate every one of the sandwiches at the local sub joint, I bet he’s got some goodies hidden away.
The Brain said
Taking over your office is the first step in taking over the world!
Pinky says that he wants to ‘like no one else now so that later we can live like no one else.’
Less Power Bars more peanut butter, please.
Jerry said
I have an idea Marianna…why don’t you call in that cat named Tom (he he)…I heard (he he)…he’s GREAT at catching mice! Ah hahahahaha!
Speedy Gonzales said
Eeeehhhhhhhh!!
You little traps don’t scare me! I am the fastest mouse in Mexico! But peanut butter, hey c’mom man, how about a burrito! ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!
ben4rest said
Geez – what’s with all you mice? Now you’re infesting blogs too?
Mister Mouse said
Here are some “e-Chocolate Sprinkles” for you. HA HA!
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Three Blind Mice said
We were really having a hard time finding food at night, but now these humans are just leaving it out for us! Thanks for setting out the cheese and the crappy non-working mouse traps. We once were blind, but now we eat!
Chris Thomas said
Don’t you mice have some sort of subscription based website to run?
smittytoday said
Damn you mice! You’re going down tonight! Enjoy that peanut butter cause it’s gonna be your last!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles said
You better hope you don’t run into our friend Splinter – he will kick your butt!
He was living in the sewer on Mallory Lane until it flooded last week. Last we heard, he mentioned moving into Financial Peace Plaza. There was some mention about a Pizza with Dave or something. We all like pizza.
Mister Mouse said
@Chris – Nope. We sell advertising.
Mister Mouse said
It’s 5:30 – You all need to go home! I got stuff to do and places to pilfer.
Oh and DUDE!!!! Where the heck did you find that trap? That thing is HUGE!!! Like I couldn’t see that one coming. Seriously, that thing could kill one of you least of all me!
Mind you don’t hurt yourself with that thing.
Mouse Orphan said
Some “Mouseka-tears” will be shed this morning.
RIP Miss Mouse
Donald Duck said
A friend of Mickey’s is a friend of mine! I’ll get you all!
smittytoday said
AH HA! What’d we say you mouses! We said we’d get you last night and guess what – we did suckas! That’s right folks…the office workers came in this morning to find victory was ours. One Mouse down, many to go.
Office Workers – 1 Mouses – 0
peachyperspective said
no way!!!!! i am so sad i am missing this today!
peachyperspective said
Over the weekend, another one was caught!
Office Workers – 2. Mouses – 0.